About
About Shara
Shara Lotfi (often misspelled Lofti) has a unique place in Modern Culture. As the right arm of Voltron, she is responsible for swinging the robotic sword of justice that has slain so many oversized enemies. She has held other odd jobs for years, as Ben Affleck's acting coach and the Oompa Loompa #3 in Tim Burton's remake of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" (her part was edited out). She is also an acclaimed pugilist, but makes the majority of her money selling affordable countertop grill-based cooking solutions. Shara was a child star and the former future Ms. Maracaibo.
About Chris
Chris Koehler is the son of a preacher-man. Also known as Shah Rukh Koehler, Chris makes a living breaking hearts, only to put them back together. One steely gaze is enough. Chris once fought against a town that had outlawed dancing. In the end they all cut loose, foot loose. Many notable people are named after Chris, including Chris De Burgh (singer of Lady in Red), the band Kris Kross, Kris Kristofferson (screwed up the spelling... twice), and Michael J. Fox (who stole the fox part from one of Chris's nicknames).
Pop quiz!
Can you guess which of these movies Chris does NOT like?
- Anacondas 2
- Legally Blonde
- The Pacifier
- none of the above
Shara has irrational hatred for which of the following:
- animated penguins
- fruit flavored ice-cream
- Dr. Pepper
- all of the above